Hada wahad lhwal tzawaj bhawla galiha ila jit o do9it 3lik o lkiti chi wahad m3aya mathalich lbabe ja bka kaydo9 mchat bghat thal lbabe banou liha jouj mahalatch lbabe chwiya o howa yafra3 lbabe o howa yadkhol howa ygoul liha ghir 3la wjah had lamra li hdak ima koun khlit dar bouk 
 
Gallik hadi ouhed lemra mat liha rajelha ou hia tfreh hia tji 3andha sahbtha ou galliha malek ferhana galtliha hadi aouel marra ghan ne3ref fin ghadi.... 

 
Had wahed chibani ghadi 3la hmaro o howa yatlaka m3a wahed lamra hata hia 3la hmaratha chouia lahmar lah rajel o mcha lahmara o rajel howa igol lamra wallah hta chamha o hia tgol lih o nta malk mrawah ??

 
Hadi wahed negafa darateha darssa, mechat 3nd tebib, galiha ina darssa darrak alalla, galetlih "haaaaaaaaaaaaaahiyaaaaaaaaaaa"
 
Gallik hada wahed rrajel mda3i m3a martou flmhkama, iwa ou m3a lmoudouana jdida hkmo 3lih i3tiha ennass(1/2) dial lmanda, fach kan kharej min lmahkama kan frhan, ou houma ijiw nnass taysawlou fih galou lih "malk frhan ma3a l3ilm anna mratek ddate lik nnass(1/2) tlmanda" , gal lihom" wa rah kanete katddi lia lmanda kolha"
 
Gallik hada ouahed l'berkani tjeouej bent 3emmou! fllila lli radi ydkhoul 3la 3roustou 3tah 3emmou " bbaha" jouija "fusil" ougallih , hanta a ouldi, yla lkitiha 3witka ? khrej lcherjem ou dreb chi tbourida fessma; ouilaaaaa makanetch ... tekki 3liha " ktelha" ou hnnini men3arha!

 
Hada wahid dari darbato wahd zala wala ili 3ayit 3lih min mali darhom kaymot gal wa ma matat mah gal wa khoya mat khoh gal wa wakhti matat khto bka bah bka bah kaygol daba y3ayat 3liya had hmar inmot dazt wahid moda ohowa i3ayit 3la bah o mamat mchaw kaykalbo ilgaw molhanot ili mat

 
Gallek hada wahed rajjel koulla merra ki bri ydir dakchi m3a mratou ki goul liha jibi téléfone wahed nhar had lmra kan tale3 liha lkhra ou houa ygou liha rajalha jibi téléfone galtlou lla téléfone khasser ou houwa ygoul liha jibih oula ghadi nemchi n3ayat men zen9a ou hiya tgoul lih wa dirha ou tchouf ila ma7allitch lik téléboutik hnaya!!!!
Galik hada wahd raajel mtafek m3a merto 3la code mni kaybghi yen3ass m3aha kaygouliha jibi dik lmakina dyal lhsab okatfham hit 3andhom drari bzaf wahd nhar gal rajel lawaldo goul lmek tjib dik lmakina dyal lhsab hia kant 3yana glatlih goulih khasra ohwa yetle3 lih dem wahd chwia dazha lhal ohia tsift lih deri galih galtik me rah lmakina dyal lhsab tsaybat galih gouliha safi hsabt besba3i ha ha ha ha bonne journee
 
Galek hada chi wahed kan radi f lgnaza dyal mrtou ou howa kaydhek swlouh nass 3lach katdhk galihom awl mra kan3ref mrati fin rada 

 
Hada wahad dari jeune bra yadzawaj,3ajbatou wahad dariya zwina,mcha yakhtab,sawlouh darhom fach khadam,ghal lihom kanbi3 flard,homa yzawjouha lih,kishaboh labas 3lih,wahad nhar kan babaha o mamaha ki doro f darb ghalaf homa yalkawh dayr farracha,homa yabdaw 3lih yak alkafar ,dhakti 3lina galti lina katbi3 flad(kishab lihom il vent les terres,homme d'affaire ),howa ygol lihom ,mali kdabt 3likom yak ana dayr farracha o kanbi3 flard... 

 
Hadi wa7ed lmra 7amla b 3 mois w mamkhelssach dow 3mois ja 3enha mol dow gal liha a lalla rah 3endk 3 mois galt lih bach 3refti gal liha rah ntouma katkhedmou ldekhel w 7na kanra9bou men bra galt lih yak awld l7ram 7ta yji rajli w ngoulha lih gal liha iwa mayji 7ta ykounou 9t3ouh lih galt lih awili w ana ach ndir gal liha 3edi b chme3
 
Un jeune mari ki a des problemes financiers dit a sa femme: tu sai, si tu arrive a mieu faire la cuisine on vire la bonne.. sa femme furieuse replique, tu sai, si tu arrive a mieu faire l'amour on vire le chauffeur
 
Hada wahed na3es howa w merto , marto hassat b chafara dakhlin l dar w hiya tnawed rajelha 9alet lih "node ra chafara f dar" howa yjawebha " nodi nti , w ila kano 3yalat ?!.."

 
Galik hadou wa7ad l3a2ila 3andhom lkissan dial atal ma7ssoubinewa7ad nhar ja 3andhom wa7ed dayf. bdat mhom katkob lihom atayw mali salat daret bot bilbarad botw howa yna9az kolchi khdaw kissan dialhom w b9a dayf kaytfaraj mafham walou. mouhim , fi lghad meli kanou tayfatrou bdat mhom tkob atay ghir daret bot bilbarad m3a siniawhowa yna9az dayf 3la2 kissan bidih bjoujw gal lihaHA BOT DIAL LYOUM W HABOT DIAL LBARA7 

 
Wahad chel7 kharej mratou,darou hta 3yaw machra liha walou,bkat katleb fih ,howa ychri liha meska dyal 4 dryall,bkat katndar tndar hta tger3at,howa ygol liha: Chbe3ti al 7elloufaa

 

Wahad khayna mkhasem m3a martou,makihadrouch m3a ba3diyathom,wahad nhar bra yfik m3a 7sbah,mlli bra yn3as kteb liha fwerka :faykini m3a 7 sbah redda,lred lih mafak htal 12,ja ychouf lka hdah warka mktoub fiha:nouuud ra 7 hadi !
 
Hada wahd asseid smitou al moukhtar ammou bghatou bach ytzawwaj houwa am 3arf walou fi addnia wahd anhar sarah ammou galliha rah man3rafch kif andir laddria galtlih ghir siel addam nhaer al 3arss adkhal 3la la3rouss bjanouihia atzabtat ou houa bdda yjrah fih ammou sm3at laghwat tallat min assrjama chaft almandhar tghal3at abkat tatghawat abzebbek al moukhtar abzabbek al moukhtar 

 
3lash le3roubi kay sla3 lih rassou menn el9ouddam ou elfassi kay sla3 menn ellour?? Gallek el fassi melli kay koun na3ess m3a mratou ka t7ett yiddha f ellour diyall rassou ou katjerrou el3and ha ou ka tgoullou: Zid ghir shwiyyesh a sidi ahmed, zid ghir shwiyyesh. Gallek Le3roubi melli kaykoun na3ess m3a mratou kat 7ett yeddha 3la jebhtou ou kaddef3ou ou tgoull lih : Wa tta Nouuuuud a meskhout elwalidiiiine rak tayyebtini Baraka. 

 
Wahed lbante foumha khaneze bazaf wahed nhare jawha lkhattabbe ou gallette liha mha mnine ykounou lkhattabbe mathadriche bache mayharbouche ou gallette liha wakha ou dazette lkhoutoubba maziene wahed nhare 9alle liha khatibha khourji m3aya ou mchate m3ahe galsou fi resterans ougale liha chnou tcharbi gallete lih ili kane houwa ygoul liha flanna wache hza9ti gallete lih la houa ygoule liha ou da ba khritti
 

Hadi wahde lmara na3ssa maa rajlha f namoussia ouhia tjiha wahde moulati lala lhazka tlkatha ourajlha tkhla3 mli fak bda kaiboul 3lliha fakt martou ohya tgoulih ach hadchi a hamou? ouhwa igouliha 3lach masm3tich ra3dda li 3ad dazt daba 
 
Galak hada wahad el osetad gal la ttalamid dyawelo 3etiweni jomela fiha (idan) .... nekezat wahad dariya galat lih mama nadat sebah lekat tomobila dyaleha khasera idan ghada tameshi me3a baba .... galiha le ostad hassan jidan o men ba3ed dazo bazaf ...........howa yenakaz wahad lekasoul gal lih jada haza journal otale3a lekodeya o bima ana jada makata3eraf takera idan rada takhera